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BENAir01 wrote:Why specifically the US? I'd call my airline BENAir. (And the frequent flyer points would be called BENefits)
bgm wrote:
bgm wrote:
Fly 'MURCA.
- American flag-upholstered seats
- Complimentary rifle and bible for every passenger (biblical misinterpretations are fun small talk on longer flights)
- Mandatory prayers before takeoff
- Aircraft must have smokey Pratt & Whitney JT3Ds, or at the very least JT8Ds without the hushkits (cuz hushkits are for pussies.)
- No Muslamics or muslamic-y languages allowed
- Complimentary moonshine to all passengers
PatrickZ80 wrote:bgm wrote:
Fly 'MURCA.
- American flag-upholstered seats
- Complimentary rifle and bible for every passenger (biblical misinterpretations are fun small talk on longer flights)
- Mandatory prayers before takeoff
- Aircraft must have smokey Pratt & Whitney JT3Ds, or at the very least JT8Ds without the hushkits (cuz hushkits are for pussies.)
- No Muslamics or muslamic-y languages allowed
- Complimentary moonshine to all passengers
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard, but it could be because I'm not a christian. I consider myself an atheist. Not that I have anything against christian people, but within reason and this is way out of reason. Besides, not allowing muslims on your airline sounds like discrimination to me. Most muslims are good people, keep that in mind. There are a few rotten apples among them, but there are rotten apples among every religion.
Then of course you choose to be very religious, but on the other hand you're using very noisy and polluting engines on your aircraft. Don't you feel guilty about, as it says in christianity, littering Gods world with noise and pullution? Even if for me the world is not Gods world, i share the care for the environment and as little nuisance as possible for the people on the ground.
PatrickZ80 wrote:bgm wrote:
Fly 'MURCA.
- American flag-upholstered seats
- Complimentary rifle and bible for every passenger (biblical misinterpretations are fun small talk on longer flights)
- Mandatory prayers before takeoff
- Aircraft must have smokey Pratt & Whitney JT3Ds, or at the very least JT8Ds without the hushkits (cuz hushkits are for pussies.)
- No Muslamics or muslamic-y languages allowed
- Complimentary moonshine to all passengers
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard, but it could be because I'm not a christian. I consider myself an atheist. Not that I have anything against christian people, but within reason and this is way out of reason. Besides, not allowing muslims on your airline sounds like discrimination to me. Most muslims are good people, keep that in mind. There are a few rotten apples among them, but there are rotten apples among every religion.
Then of course you choose to be very religious, but on the other hand you're using very noisy and polluting engines on your aircraft. Don't you feel guilty about, as it says in christianity, littering Gods world with noise and pullution? Even if for me the world is not Gods world, i share the care for the environment and as little nuisance as possible for the people on the ground.
Wednesdayite wrote:Stunned.
How did Patrickz80 completely miss that joke?
bgm wrote:
Fly 'MURCA.
- American flag-upholstered seats
- Complimentary rifle and bible for every passenger (biblical misinterpretations are fun small talk on longer flights)
- Mandatory prayers before takeoff
- Aircraft must have smokey Pratt & Whitney JT3Ds, or at the very least JT8Ds without the hushkits (cuz hushkits are for pussies.)
- No Muslamics or muslamic-y languages allowed
- Complimentary moonshine to all passengers
KentB27 wrote:I'm pretty sure he's Dutch so I don't think he got as much of a kick out of it as some of the American a.netters did.
Speaking of nationalities, I am really upset that a.net got rid of the little flags that showed each member's home country. That was a neat little feature and it's a real shame that they got rid of it with the site update.
BENAir01 wrote:Why specifically the US? I'd call my airline BENAir. (And the frequent flyer points would be called BENefits)
PatrickZ80 wrote:KentB27 wrote:I'm pretty sure he's Dutch so I don't think he got as much of a kick out of it as some of the American a.netters did.
Speaking of nationalities, I am really upset that a.net got rid of the little flags that showed each member's home country. That was a neat little feature and it's a real shame that they got rid of it with the site update.
I am indeed Dutch and although I'm pretty good at English it's not my mother tongue. That might be the reason I didn't get the joke (I still don't get it). Also Americans generally seem to have a different sense of humor than Dutch or even Europeans in general. That could also be part of the reason.
trijetsonly wrote:It is based on the pretty famous internet meme about the typical American patriot:
PatrickZ80 wrote:trijetsonly wrote:It is based on the pretty famous internet meme about the typical American patriot:
Never heard about, not famous over here.
Virgin Pacific
Andre3K wrote:BN Airlines. BN stands for Butt Naked. Would have the worlds first scheduled clothing optional airline. There would be a shower filled lounge after you get thru security. The aircraft would be split into two halves. Naked at the rear. Clothed at the front.