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13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:18 am
by callmedrewy
The full release from CBP:
"U.S. Customs and Border Protection agriculture specialists have seen some really unusual things in traveler baggage at Washington Dulles International Airport over the years. From charred full monkeys, to voodoo ceremony tools, to cocaine concealed inside the cavity of fully cooked chickens, to live sea horses and giant African land snails. So it seems that after a while, the oddity is not so odd anymore.
Then two women arrived from Mongolia on January 29 with horsemeat concealed inside juice boxes,
including 13 pounds of horse genitals that one woman claimed were for medicinal purposes.
After they deplaned, CBP officers referred the women for a routine agriculture examination. There, CBP agriculture specialists discovered a combined 42 pounds of meat described as horsemeat and other ruminant meat, including 13 pounds of horse genitals, and three liters of yak milk.
Horsemeat is prohibited from entering the United States if it is not accompanied by an official government horsemeat certification from the country or government it originates. Otherwise, CBP treats it as unknown ruminant meat and seizes it due to fears of foot and mouth disease. Horsemeat from Mongolia is prohibited due to concerns of introducing animal diseases to U.S. livestock industries.
“Customs and Border Protection takes no pleasure in seizing and destroying travelers’ food products,” said Wayne Biondi, CBP Port Director for the Area Port of Washington Dulles. “We’re in the business of protecting America’s agriculture industries, like the livestock industry, from the potential introduction of animal diseases posed by these unpermitted food products.”
CBP incinerated all food products.
Neither woman was criminally charged. CBP officers released them to continue their visit."
http://thewinglet.boardingarea.com/offi ... s-airport/Now, ain't that something?
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:21 am
by VirginFlyer
This story sounds like a load of bollocks to me...
V/F
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:24 am
by BreninTW
VirginFlyer wrote:This story sounds like a load of bollocks to me...
V/F
Oh stop dicking around!
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:52 am
by peterinlisbon
"Oh, bollocks..." said the customs officer.
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:06 am
by ThePointblank
I have a friend that works for CBSA (Canada Border Services Agency) as an officer. He's seen some weird stuff as well as a trade officer just auditing and inspecting shipping containers...
So yeah, a lot of weird stuff gets shipped around the world.
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:17 am
by aerolimani
Wait… what? Three litres of yak milk????
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:36 am
by intotheair
Do I even want to know what one does with 13 pounds of horse cocks?
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:27 am
by scbriml
intotheair wrote:Do I even want to know what one does with 13 pounds of horse cocks?
Cocks? Apparently, there was only one!
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:56 am
by readytotaxi
We need a picture !
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:05 am
by oldannyboy
It takes balls to carry all that cock around!
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:18 am
by TheLion
I have been to Mongolia and it is an amazing country with incredible people.
What is strange to people in the USA isn't strange to Mongolians. Thus they are likely to use yak milk to make fermented drinks such as arkhi, a type of milk vodka.
http://www.mongolia-trips.com/5-most-co ... s-mongoliaMongolians also enjoy an alcoholic product called airag, which is fermented mares's milk. They also eat horse meat and it's sometimes used to make a type of cured sausage.
There's much more too. You guys should do a little research on Mongolian customs. They're interesting to say the least.
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:33 pm
by bilguun
I think this is the first time my country Mongolia is mentioned in this forum.....for the wrong reason haha.
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:37 pm
by Revelation
callmedrewy wrote:CBP treats it as unknown ruminant meat and seizes it due to fears of foot and mouth disease.
I'd be afraid of a lot more than that!
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:59 pm
by nadavatar64
Just out of curiosity, on which flight did they arrive?
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:02 pm
by MalevTU134
readytotaxi wrote:We need a picture !
No, we do not. That has us all beaten.
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:04 pm
by MalevTU134
TheLion wrote:I have been to Mongolia and it is an amazing country with incredible people.
What is strange to people in the USA isn't strange to Mongolians. Thus they are likely to use yak milk to make fermented drinks such as arkhi, a type of milk vodka.
http://www.mongolia-trips.com/5-most-co ... s-mongoliaMongolians also enjoy an alcoholic product called airag, which is fermented mares's milk. They also eat horse meat and it's sometimes used to make a type of cured sausage.
There's much more too. You guys should do a little research on Mongolian customs. They're interesting to say the least.
Oh, I see. So they were just bringing the bare necessities for their trip...
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:21 pm
by Bricktop
Time to close this thread. We're beating a dead horse.
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:33 pm
by Rajahdhani
Bricktop wrote:Time to close this thread. We're beating a dead horse.
You win! Best one yet!
Semi-related question though - how proactive are the customs staff at IAD? Unless she declared it, how likely is it that she will be 'referred' to a search?
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:15 pm
by CV990A
Rajahdhani wrote: how proactive are the customs staff at IAD?
I think they are fairly proactive, I've seen articles like this fairly regularly (although this isn't what I wanted to hear first thing on the morning news today...)
My favorite is still this guy from 2010:
http://www.bizjournals.com/washington/n ... -what.html
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:22 pm
by BN727227Ultra
So...CBP said...nay? (Caruso/sunglasses/Daltrey/scream...)
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:25 pm
by readytotaxi
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:37 pm
by peterinlisbon
I'll say one thing about this smuggler... he had balls.
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:19 pm
by gzm
In Greece we call them "unthinkables" or better,"unmentionables".It is difficult to translate.The term refers to a bull's edible twin "delicates". As for milk vodka it reminds me of the days I worked at a hotel many years ago.One day at the bar,an SAS pilot showed us how to make a drink which he called "lulumba". He used vodka(?), evaporated milk and cherry liquor....
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:52 pm
by DrPaul
How do you know if you've eaten horse-meat? Half an hour later you've still got a bit between your teeth.
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:00 pm
by Aesma
Horse meat is nothing special, you could eat it without realizing it's not beef.
I'm not a big fan of offals but horse balls should be similar to what you call Rocky Mountain oysters in North America.
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:07 am
by Devilfish
callmedrewy wrote:one woman claimed were for medicinal purposes
Guess that's their substitute for Viagra?
Bricktop wrote:Time to close this thread. We're beating a dead horse.
Way less offensive than beating dead meat.
readytotaxi wrote:Is it the one in red, cut into 3 parts?
Assume the label says
Mongolian Sausage
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:06 am
by smokeybandit
Horse genitals at a DC airport? One could argue that there have been horse genitals in DC for years
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:21 am
by gzm
peterinlisbon wrote:I'll say one thing about this smuggler... he had balls.
Now I remembered something. I may have known the SAS pilot who was able to do that emergency landing on Christmas day many years ago. He managed to "aquaplane" his crippled MD-80 and crash-land it in the fields. Nobody was hurt. It was mr.Rasmussen. There were two pilots with their families who visited twice. Now,HE had balls...
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:07 pm
by SaschaYHZ
Who likes big balls?
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:55 pm
by Revelation
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:56 pm
by Revelation
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:17 pm
by WesternDC6B
oldannyboy wrote:It takes balls to carry all that cock around!
I'd say that's the long and the short of it...
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:20 pm
by WesternDC6B
smokeybandit wrote:Horse genitals at a DC airport? One could argue that there have been horse genitals in DC for years
I was thinking of something further back on the horse.
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:08 pm
by Mimark06
"There's much more too. You guys should do a little research on Mongolian customs. They're interesting to say the least."
I don't think anyone is disputing that, but by now people should be aware of what they can and cannot bring into a foreign country or at least explain why it wasn't mentioned on the customs card they filled out before arrival!
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:41 am
by oldannyboy
SaschaYHZ wrote:Who likes big balls?
Ohh..I love them.. round 'n heavy!
Re: 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Found In Luggage at Washington Dulles
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:27 am
by ThePointblank
Mimark06 wrote:"There's much more too. You guys should do a little research on Mongolian customs. They're interesting to say the least."
I don't think anyone is disputing that, but by now people should be aware of what they can and cannot bring into a foreign country or at least explain why it wasn't mentioned on the customs card they filled out before arrival!
My friend that works as a customs officer remarks that even today, there are people that don't understand the customs process and just blindly fill out the card without bothering to understand what the card means.
If you watched the show Border Security, you will get a very quick understanding of what border officers have to deal with on a regular basis from travelers just not understanding what's going on.