- - Everything’s coming up Milhouse.
- I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was, and now what I’m with isn’t it. And what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me. It will happen to you!!-
- You don’t win friends with salad.
- It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.
- I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: democracy simply doesn’t work.
- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.
- Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
- English side ruined, must use French instructions.. Le Grille, what the hell is that!!!
- Stupid Sexy Flanders
Also based on the news with Russia:
Russian Representative: The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer amnesty to your wayward vessel.
United States Representative: Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.
Russian Representative: Nyet! That's what we wanted you to think, hahahahahaha!
Keep them coming!!