Simpsons quote thread.

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StarAC17
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Simpsons quote thread.

Wed May 16, 2018 2:03 pm

In an effort to cut the tension in Non AV. This thread used to pop-up every now any then, so here are some Simpsons quotes:


    - Everything’s coming up Milhouse.
    - I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was, and now what I’m with isn’t it. And what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me. It will happen to you!!-
    - You don’t win friends with salad.
    - It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.
    - I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: democracy simply doesn’t work.
    - You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.
    - Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
    - English side ruined, must use French instructions.. Le Grille, what the hell is that!!!
    - Stupid Sexy Flanders

Also based on the news with Russia:

Russian Representative: The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer amnesty to your wayward vessel.
United States Representative: Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.
Russian Representative: Nyet! That's what we wanted you to think, hahahahahaha!

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Keep them coming!!
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Wed May 16, 2018 2:08 pm

There is only one:

To Alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems ...

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Wed May 16, 2018 2:24 pm

Tugger wrote:
There is only one:

To Alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems ...

Tugg

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Wed May 16, 2018 2:33 pm

Tugger wrote:
There is only one:

To Alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems ...

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Tugg


From the same episode.

Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick’s Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish? -Kent Brockman

Lisa: Prohibition might be unpopular, but it is the law and....
Bart, Marge and Homer: Go to your Room Lisa!!

Homer: Gone Bowling Marge, if we don't come back avenge our deaths!!
Marge: Okay Homie.
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Wed May 16, 2018 3:17 pm

You can't win friends with salad
Oh, so I suppose everything is wrapped up in a neat little package?
See my vest, see my vest made from real gorilla chest.....
I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time....
You don't look 25 but your unlaminated, out of state driver's licence is proof enough for me.
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Wed May 16, 2018 5:40 pm

I'm going to lose my job just cause I'm dangerously unqualified.

If you don't like your job, you don't go on strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

(On going to church to God)
I'm not a bad guy. I work hard. I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell ?

People can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of all people know that
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Wed May 16, 2018 7:53 pm

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T. I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
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Brick
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Wed May 16, 2018 11:50 pm

I was saying boo-urns.
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Thu May 17, 2018 12:34 am

Brick wrote:
I was saying boo-urns.


Hello! I'm Mr. .... Snrub!!
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Thu May 17, 2018 1:24 am

I have 2 great Simpsons scenes that for some reason stick in my head

First: Bart and Nelson decide to race fruit on the school bus (dropping it on the ground and letting inertia take it to the back door)
Bart: "Go apple!"
Nelson: "Go orange!"
Ralph WIggum: "Go banana!"

Other one was when Superintendent (Super Nintendo) Chalmers is having dinner at Skinner's house (who accidentally starts a fire in his kitchen):
Chalmers: "What's that glow coming from your kitchen?"
Skinner: "Aurora Borealis."
Chalmers: "Wha..Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?"
Skinner: "Yes"
Clamers: "Can I see?"
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Thu May 17, 2018 1:57 am

LittleFokker wrote:

Other one was when Superintendent (Super Nintendo) Chalmers is having dinner at Skinner's house (who accidentally starts a fire in his kitchen):
Chalmers: "What's that glow coming from your kitchen?"
Skinner: "Aurora Borealis."
Chalmers: "Wha..Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?"
Skinner: "Yes"
Clamers: "Can I see?"


"Seymour!! The house is on fire!!"

[nonchalantly] "No, no, mother. It's just the Northern Lights."
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Thu May 17, 2018 3:02 am

*Watching Jeopardy*
Show host: The capital of North Dakota is named after what German Dictator?
Homer: Hitler!

*episode about light pollution*
Lisa: ...Gandhi would think so.
Bart: Gandhi also said less talk more rock!

*teaching Bart about sex*
Homer: do you know what a boob is?
Bart: oh yeah.
Homer: good that will save us some time. Do you know why me and your mom sleep in the same bed?
Bart: because we're poor?
Homer: exactly. And we're poor because we have kids.
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Thu May 17, 2018 9:58 am

Moe: You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch them in the face, and for what?
Homer: Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it also gives me the right, no the duty to make a complete ass of myself!
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
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Thu May 17, 2018 10:10 am

Homer: “And you didn’t think I’d make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus!”
Marge: “While you were out earning that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don’t come in tomorrow, don’t bother coming in Monday.”
Homer: “Woo-hoo!  Four day weekend!”
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Thu May 17, 2018 9:30 pm

BartSimpson wrote:
Homer: “And you didn’t think I’d make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus!”
Marge: “While you were out earning that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don’t come in tomorrow, don’t bother coming in Monday.”
Homer: “Woo-hoo!  Four day weekend!”

That reminds me...

Marge: Homer, can you ask Mr. Burns for a raise?
Homer: Even better, I'll ask him for my job back.
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Thu May 17, 2018 11:19 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQFWOkZvaAs

Homer: Women will like what I tell em to like.
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Fri May 18, 2018 4:19 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_M2fonaSlY
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Fri May 18, 2018 9:42 pm

We haven't had one of these forever!!!

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You go in every day and do it really half-assed, that's the American way!"
"Hi Supernintendo Chalmers."
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"Mmmm pistol whip"
"Mmmm free goo."
"Mmmm organized crime."
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Sun May 20, 2018 1:32 pm

Are there any memorable quotes from the newer Simpsons (any episode made after the movie)? All I can think of is Moe shipping himself in a crate to Ireland and saying thats coach on Delta.
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Tue May 22, 2018 5:12 pm

af773atmsp wrote:
Are there any memorable quotes from the newer Simpsons (any episode made after the movie)? All I can think of is Moe shipping himself in a crate to Ireland and saying thats coach on Delta.


I got one from the movie.

"I was elected to lead, not to read!!"
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Tue May 22, 2018 5:21 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGx632Blq3U

Some of the songs are great too
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Tue May 22, 2018 9:22 pm

OA412 wrote:
We haven't had one of these forever!!!

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You go in every day and do it really half-assed, that's the American way!"
"Hi Supernintendo Chalmers."
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"Mmmm pistol whip"
"Mmmm free goo."
"Mmmm organized crime."

Mmmmmm. Opened faced sand wedge.
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Tue May 22, 2018 10:21 pm

"I don't even believe in Jebus!" - Homer

"I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?" - Mr Burns

"The Japanese? Those sandal wearing goldfish tenders?" - Wainwright Montgomery Burns

"Come to France! And mock the country that saved us twice from the Germans!" - French captain

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