Here's something you (hopefully) don't see every day:

Police are hunting for a woman who has been dubbed the "Mad Pooper" by residents of a Colorado Springs neighborhood who have seen the woman regularly defecating outside their houses.

"The kids are like, 'There's a lady taking a poop!' So I come outside, and I'm like ... 'are you serious?'" Budde told KKTV.

Budde confronted the woman, saying, "Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?"

The woman replied, "Yeah, sorry," Budde recalled.

Black said the woman had been engaging in this behavior for several weeks.

Apparently the police have several hot leads....

Well, shit

Follow the poop!

Revelation wrote:

Apparently the police have several hot leads....

You mean like... steaming?

Airstud wrote:

Revelation wrote:

Apparently the police have several hot leads....

You mean like... steaming?

Indeed.

They tried to bring police dogs into the case, and they were very eager to participate, but then they attempted to eat the evidence...

If people are allowed to smoke on public streets outside houses, blowing the smoke into the air and throwing the butts on the ground, then how exactly is that acceptable but this woman can't take a dump at the same location? What is the difference?

BartSimpson wrote:

Follow the poop!

This should be the easiest case to solve for the police dogs.

Birdwatching wrote:

If people are allowed to smoke on public streets outside houses, blowing the smoke into the air and throwing the butts on the ground, then how exactly is that acceptable but this woman can't take a dump at the same location? What is the difference?

You must be joking.

In case you're not, here's the difference:
The smoke vanishes rather quickly, the cigarette butts don't emit bad odors, but the poop... I don't think I have to elaborate further.

Birdwatching wrote:

If people are allowed to smoke on public streets outside houses, blowing the smoke into the air and throwing the butts on the ground, then how exactly is that acceptable but this woman can't take a dump at the same location? What is the difference?

As much as I hate cigarettes, the smoke eventually goes away outside along with the butts disintegrating into the ground. Defecating on the ground attracts bugs/critters, and is a health hazard and public sanitation nightmare.

Like I said, I hate cigarettes with all my heart but it's not the same thing as people defecating wherever they want.

I think there is a thing called runner's incontinence where running makes them need to poo.

This woman really needs to find a better way to deal with the problem.

Revelation wrote:

I think there is a thing called runner's incontinence where running makes them need to poo.

This woman really needs to find a better way to deal with the problem.

....I had been wondering what Paula Radcliffe was doing now.

As per the title she is a regular, so police should have no trouble catching her in the act.

As the saying goes never shit on your own doorstep

Birdwatching wrote:

If people are allowed to smoke on public streets outside houses, blowing the smoke into the air and throwing the butts on the ground, then how exactly is that acceptable but this woman can't take a dump at the same location? What is the difference?

Eer would want to step in crap, or step on a cigarette butt.?

Put Trooper Charlie Baileygates on the case. He can sniff it out...

Birdwatching wrote:

If people are allowed to smoke on public streets outside houses, blowing the smoke into the air and throwing the butts on the ground, then how exactly is that acceptable but this woman can't take a dump at the same location? What is the difference?

Butts on the ground.... yeah, that sums up what's happening here..

Perhaps this is just a medical condition. But people who start exercising sometimes have this problem. Some people throw up from exercise too. I just wonder if this woman was this bad or if this problem would have solved it self by the woman's stomach adjusting or she getting a new hobby. I would be pissed off as well if I saw that from my living room. It's a question how regular it is. I value my time a bit so I don't want to know.

If you get exercising as a new hobby. My recommendation start slow. Take care of business before. Or go to a gym , they have toilets and showers. Stuff like this happens with marathons as well.