| Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 38): Well... she constantly whines on approach. If you can live with that, it's fine. |
Not as much as an A320 with V2500s!
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Not as much as an A320 with V2500s!
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So from now on that 707 Phalcon will be the 'flying dildo' yeah?
I'm only doing this to keep the 737-800 far far away from the dark nether regions of my mind.
Damn it, Michelle!
Why couldn't you just fall in love with the 737-600?! You could move your ass to Oslo and get your freak on with your "Schatz" over there!
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It's a wee bit small, but you can guess how this aircraft was used in Italy:
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Photo © Mario Serrano
And for those who either have children and/or are giving up travelling by air, given the recent developments in this thread:
(Yes, it's a toy train sold by the German Railway: http://www.bahn.de/p/view/service/familie/kinder_service_bord.shtml )
David
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Photo © Mario Serrano
And for those who either have children and/or are giving up travelling by air, given the recent developments in this thread:
(Yes, it's a toy train sold by the German Railway: http://www.bahn.de/p/view/service/familie/kinder_service_bord.shtml )
David
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| Quoting BestWestern (Reply 39): And here's me thinking the Xtra few inches on the girth of the 320 made all the difference. |
Must be an XWB to fit to a tee...
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Photo © Alexander Raff-Lehner CWB Aviation Photography
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| Quoting CPH-R (Reply 45): Let's not get started on the 747LCF though, other than bring lube. |
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Photo © Ivan Voukadinov - BGspotters
.....but as the 748F label exhorts above, one could upgrade to the deluxe variant - an auto lubing model that brings on the good vibes soon as the engines spool up...
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| Quoting Toni_ (Reply 51): Damn it, Michelle! Why couldn't you just fall in love with the 737-600? |
.Sont les avions qui vont tres bien ensemble...
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This is so over the top, I cannot stop laughing out loud. Many of us here on a.net "love" airplanes... but we really have no idea what it is like to love airplanes:
737 necklace pendant, 737 partner, 737 standing against the wall in an 'awkward' position:
Her model collection likely features a uniquely feminine fragrance.
Years ago, I remember there was a documentary about people affected with OS on television. One girl was turned on by shoes. Another girl had a fetish for rivers, creeks etc. I could not even imagine how one would have sex with a river!!
Now we have a girl who has sexual relations with 737-800s... someone posted it might be awkward to sit next to her on a 737 flight. I bet she wouldn't be able to control herself, and would create a scene.
737 necklace pendant, 737 partner, 737 standing against the wall in an 'awkward' position:
Her model collection likely features a uniquely feminine fragrance.
Years ago, I remember there was a documentary about people affected with OS on television. One girl was turned on by shoes. Another girl had a fetish for rivers, creeks etc. I could not even imagine how one would have sex with a river!!
Now we have a girl who has sexual relations with 737-800s... someone posted it might be awkward to sit next to her on a 737 flight. I bet she wouldn't be able to control herself, and would create a scene.
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| Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 53): Yes, it's a toy train sold by the German Railway: |
Planes vs trains: Some girls like the mile high club, some prefer the mile long club!
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Hum, may be I should ask a 747 out, because I never been with an older woman. Lol 
Well, atleast he come from good and large family.
Well, atleast he come from good and large family.
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| Quoting Skydrol (Reply 55): This is so over the top, I cannot stop laughing out loud. Many of us here on a.net "love" airplanes... but we really have no idea what it is like to love airplanes: 737 necklace pendant, 737 partner, 737 standing against the wall in an 'awkward' position. |
I guess there are people out there who are 'different' from the mainstream of the human race, we just don't hear about them like she has decided to make a newsworthy story of her condition, is that the right term? Why has she chosen to make a newsworthy story of it.. Sorry, I cannot read the article as it is German, unless a German speaker can translate it for us non German speakers.
Funny thing is, it is much more acceptable to take a teddy bear to bed or a toy cat or dog, even as a bed ornament - yes, children more than adults admittedly. I wonder, did she lose someone in an aircraft accident, there is more to this story you think? At least she is comfortable with her affliction.. I think as an adult doing this, seems more bizaare than if it were a childhood phase..
I will say, I wonder how tech savvy she is or about how she carries out her daily life?
By the way, the model against the wall in a stalled configuration, that is a no go surely!
| Quoting Skydrol (Reply 55): Her model collection likely features a uniquely feminine fragrance. |
I doubt that very much.
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OK.. I have found Google translate, and translated from the German: http://translate.google.com.au/ 
WTF. My thoughts are that for every condition, someone has to be at the extreme end of the scale..
WTF. My thoughts are that for every condition, someone has to be at the extreme end of the scale..-
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Question: Is she also buying snowglobes?
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Could be worse......
Dreamlifter......
Dreamlifter......
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No love for the F-117...
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I hope the aircraft involved take the advice of our resident Doc and use protection
Regards.
Jesse
Regards.
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I've heard of flights being turned back due to vibrating engines. Perhaps such issues are desirable in this case.
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What I'm intrigued about is what happens when she arrives at TXL and there is ramp full of 737-800s. How does she decide which one is her "Schatz"?
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What's her user name, since she loves aeroplanes so much she's almost certainly an a.net member.
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Ok. I give up. I have to say it.
If it's not Boeing, I'm not coming.
If it's not Boeing, I'm not coming.
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Does she have the SkyEurope plane with Ms. Europe on it? Or the Southwest Sports Illustrated plane?
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